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China always gets the best lines in all of Hetalia (dub)

  • "White people, sheesh"
  • "SUCK BALL!!! I KNEW FORTUNE COOKIE WAS BAD LUCK!!!"
  • "It is a matter of gay or death"
  • "Spom? Snackers?! WE DIE OF TYPE TWO DIABETES BEFORE WE DIE OF STARVATION"
  • "It seem simple enough, China take all, you can go home now"
  • "You an ass"
  • "KITTY"
  • "A GIRAFFE, A HIDEOUS FREAK OF NATURE!"
  • "I AM TIRED OF GETTING ORDERED AROUND ALL DAMN TIME"
  • "I will draw all of the portraits from now on"
  • "Everything I could ever want can be found right in the depths of my own heart… except for money."
  • "THEY CALL IT A COPY RIGHT BECAUSE YOU DO NOT HAVE RIGHT TO COPY"
  • "IT IS ORIGINAL CHINESE IDEA"
  • "WHAT THE HELL TOOK YOU SO LONG"
  • "Why can’t you dominate your people with a totalitarian government, seriously"
  • "WHAT YOU DO TO PANDA?!?!?!"
  • "WHO ARE YOU?!?! GO AWAY, NOW!"
  • "Sorry I am late, I was making a drunken crab dish, and my cultural appetite makes me neither sorry, nor regretful"
  • "How to get fat in a famine, you can also try our tea, makes your colon slippery"
  • "We should stick together, even if we hate it. I hate it"
  • "why should I die because of stupid Japan and scary story"
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